Friday, March 25, 2011

pollen makes me sneeze

a rap by lil doggie

pollen makes me sneeze,
that yellow stuff makes me wheeze,
better go buy some nasonex,
before my body turns into a wreck,
it makes the cars turn yellow,
and makes the Porsche owners bellow,
"shoulda' bought a car cover,
gonna go cry to my mother."
that pollen makes me wheeze,
goddam it makes me sneeze,
might be sunny outside
but its stormy in my sinuses...

1 comment:

  1. A grimy brown-orange dog followed Ceilí, slipping through the slats of the fence with some effort; it was a little too fat. The dog began pulling at the hem of her skirt and nipped a couple times at her heels. Ceilí didn't appreciate the attention and nudged the dog back towards the fence. Angered by her disinterest, the dog barked several times. Ceilí, worried that someone might be drawn to the fact that she had hopped the fence, gave the dog another, more forceful push, then pushed her way between the creased vinyl tent walls into the carnival proper.

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